Wednesday, June 9, 2010

The best place to find sluts in Melbourne

So, you're horny and you need to get off, fast. If you're in Melbourne - where and what do you do?

Here are some great places where we think you'll find some right sluts!

1. EUROTRASH BAR
A bevy of Melbourne sluts await those who dare to step into the delightfully tawdry decor of Eurotrash.

Wandering through you'll find French cafe booth's, the German beer hall trestle, the Turkish harem couches, the Italian art-deco-meets Victorian chaise corner and the Orient Express hallway that leads to the outside tired decking courtyard. Great for picking up some trash in funky surrounds.

2. REVOLVER NIGHTCLUB MELBOURNE
A sexy caged room at the back plays host to top DJs and some slutty girls, who get the rest of us on their feet and dancing. Meals and snacks are also available. With touches like horny chicken wire, upside-down lamp shades and sexy bathroom taps you'd find in a primary school, there is something misplaced about Revolver's seedy glamour in Chapel Street. The touch of Fitzroy in designer-land is kind of refreshing though.

A 24 hour licence on weekends means you can get pissed to the max and pick up some nice Melbourne sluts.

3. TrueBlueSluts.com
One of the down-right sluttiest Aussie websites we've found for Melbourne sluts. Everything from live video chat, to uncensored messaging with sex hungry sluts in Melbourne. It's free to join but there's a cheap membership you need to take out which we reckon is well worth it for what you get. Join here -> http://truebluesluts.xmatch.com/p/register.cgi

Here are some Melbourne Sluts we just found at TrueBlueSluts.com:


4. THE MARKET HOTEL MELBOURNE
Attracting hundreds of sluts on weekend nights, this alternative club is open very late. It's a gay venue that's straight-friendly and attracts a party crowd. Varied clubbing sounds grace the dance floor with lots of Melbourne sluts looking to hook-up.